nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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