Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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