i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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