i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
