If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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