It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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