So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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