Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Text me some of your sweat
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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