I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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