Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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