is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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