Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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