So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Mom said you looked used
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
The air taste purple.
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