Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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