I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Randomize