Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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