As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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