More tranny stories later!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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