Pregnant stripper...not hot.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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