genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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