Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.