so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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