i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die