WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run