i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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