Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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