David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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