He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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