dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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