I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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