their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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