we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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