Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
is that a dick in a sweater?
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