As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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