Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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