3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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