is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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