drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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