Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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