his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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