Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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