its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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