i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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