He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I need you to use more vowels.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I pour the whiskey from now on
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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