yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
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I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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