I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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