yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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