Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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