Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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