on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I love you.
Bad choice
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