i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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