my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Randomize
