Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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