My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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