My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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