I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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