ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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