we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
