What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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