I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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